When you want to find a bear, look in the woods. You won’t find one downtown in the city, unless maybe at a zoo or in a traveling circus.

Shooting a gun into the woods is not bear hunting.

The best bait will vary – blueberries or salmon? A fishing rod is not going to help (unless you’re catching bait.)

Don’t bear hunt in the winter – they’re hibernating.

Expert hunters don’t always come home with something to eat.

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